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This is not a fic to be tossed aside lightly.
Reviewing Children of Time nominations so you don't have to.
Created on 6 February 2009 (#18410774)
Last updated on
5 March 2009
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
- Dorothy Parker
With respect to the people at
, not all works of fan fiction are created equal. We are here to cast a critical eye over the Children of Time nominees.
Q. Are you a sockpuppet?
Q. So who are you really?
A. You won't catch us that easily!
Q. You're here to troll, aren't you?
A. Not at all. We just feel it's easier to share our critiques publicly without worrying about personal attacks.
Q. If you fear attack, you're obviously planning to troll.
A. Authors can be delicate flowers. We know, because we are authors.
Q. Why are you so mean about fic?
A. If anything's worth doing, it's worth doing well. And if you're going to nominate something for an award, it should at least be properly punctuated.
Q. Are you my mummy?
A. I'm not giving you a penny until I see the result of the blood tests.
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